straight people are so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
I wonder how people who think people can “turn gay” visualize someone actually turning gay
Like if you’re bitten by a gay man during the full moon, you’ll turn gay
dancing in the moonlight
what are they even doing?
They’re turning gay
Anime blog: *text post making fun of anime*
no one hates anime as much as the people who watch anime
*VIOLENTLY TRIES TO SING ALL THE FALL OUT BOY SONGS AT THE END OF WHAT A CATCH, DONNIE AT THE SAME TIME*
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL